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Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

Send a Cripple Nudes Day 

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple
Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day

Swagger of a Cripple 

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.
I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

swagger of a cripple 

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.
Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple
swagger of a cripple by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011

crop dust a cripple 

Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?

And then she fucked a cripple 

I started doing this that and the third...
Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026
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