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Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass!

An exclamation that can be used after having encountered a bad situation. Can be used in conjunction with; Jesus Christ, Christ, Jesus Tap dancing Christ, and "awww hell".
Dude A: Hey have you seen that video with two chicks and a cup?

Dude B: Jesus Christ on a cripple after Sunday mass! That was fucked!

Send a Cripple Nudes Day 

July 27, is Send Nudes to the Crippled Day. So all people with missing, broken, sprained, appendages get nudes. See a cripple help a cripple
Person 1: Hey Zack just broke his arm
Person 2: Fuck he’s so lucky it’s Send a Cripple Nudes Day

Swagger of a Cripple 

To have an extremely large amount of swagger. Cripples may not literally "swag" when they travel, but cripples ARE SWAG.
I've got the swagger of a cripple, muthaf**ka IM AWESOME!

swagger of a cripple 

when you're walking with a swagger, but it's because you got injured.
Tom: Yo dude, Joe broke his leg
Bob: Haha yeah he's got the swagger of a cripple
swagger of a cripple by tgkoerxidx September 10, 2011

crop dust a cripple 

Man did you see her crop dust a cripple?

And then she fucked a cripple 

Hym “...And then she fucked a cripple. That’s the other side of the coin. You’ll either get that, or she’ll fuck a cripple, you’ll be robbed by the bitch who sold you the bullshit. $29.99 down the drain. But maybe... just maybe, if you buy then next one she won’t fuck the mongoloid. No? Ok, well, just one more. You know what? Just pay to come see the show, $129.99. Then she’ll fuck you instead of a walking disability.”