Pondo

As The Sicknasty Joey Page Would Put It. a nice way of calling someone stupid, idiotic, retarted, dumb, crazy,or loco.

Man did you see that girl dance in the middle of the mall yesterday....Shes so PONDO!!!

by AhhLexIs February 28, 2008

Pondo

Pondo is another way of calling someone stupid, retarded, crazy, lame, idiotic, or crazy.
Made popular by Sicknastyyy Joey Page!
Also the inventor of the word sicknastyyy.

That joke was so lame, your pondo!!

by SicknastyyyHailey October 6, 2008

Pondo

Refers to the intense and infamous bromance between NBA players Kendrick Perkins and Rajon Rondo. Typically used by basketball fans as a euphemism meaning "intense gay bromance."

Quan: "Dude, ever since my friend Demarcus found another apartment, I've been so depressed. We used to go shopping and dining together."

Lamar: "Shut up man; you sound like Rondo after his butt-buddy Perkins got traded to the Thunder."

Latrice: "Yeah cuz, sounds like you guys enjoyed a nice, long, deep Pondo together."

by NBAFAN December 4, 2012

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.

The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!

by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

Pond Blaster

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.

Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!

by Swimsical November 13, 2019

pando moment

A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.

"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."

"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"

Cred: michellegomezofficial on Instagram

by sadtwissystan April 30, 2020

Pohdohllah

Pohdohllah is a land known for its many wonders. It is the origin of Esteban Winsmore.

"Maybe come to Pohdohllah, you'll learn something about true freedom."

by Heek April 6, 2015