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As The Sicknasty Joey Page Would Put It. a nice way of calling someone stupid, idiotic, retarted, dumb, crazy,or loco.
Man did you see that girl dance in the middle of the mall yesterday....Shes so PONDO!!!
Pondo by AhhLexIs February 28, 2008
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Pondo is another way of calling someone stupid, retarded, crazy, lame, idiotic, or crazy.
Made popular by Sicknastyyy Joey Page!
Also the inventor of the word sicknastyyy.

That joke was so lame, your pondo!!
Pondo by SicknastyyyHailey October 6, 2008
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Refers to the intense and infamous bromance between NBA players Kendrick Perkins and Rajon Rondo. Typically used by basketball fans as a euphemism meaning "intense gay bromance."
Quan: "Dude, ever since my friend Demarcus found another apartment, I've been so depressed. We used to go shopping and dining together."

Lamar: "Shut up man; you sound like Rondo after his butt-buddy Perkins got traded to the Thunder."

Latrice: "Yeah cuz, sounds like you guys enjoyed a nice, long, deep Pondo together."
Pondo by NBAFAN December 4, 2012

pondo poops

The cramping diarrhea one gets after eating at a buffet-style restaurant, such as Ponderosa.
The food at that graduation party gave me the pondo poops I'll never forget!
pondo poops by Camille Rat March 21, 2007

Pond Blaster 

(n) An excretion. A powerful excretion. Few select individuals can manage to launch this powerful swamp blast.
Person 1: You will fall to the power of my pond blaster!
Person 2: You fool. You are no match for the power of my censor button!
Pond Blaster by Swimsical November 13, 2019

pando moment 

A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.
"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."

"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"

Cred: michellegomezofficial on Instagram
pando moment by sadtwissystan April 30, 2020

Pohdohllah 

Pohdohllah is a land known for its many wonders. It is the origin of Esteban Winsmore.
"Maybe come to Pohdohllah, you'll learn something about true freedom."
Pohdohllah by Heek April 6, 2015
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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