Pondo is another way of calling someone stupid, retarded, crazy, lame, idiotic, or crazy.
Made popular by Sicknastyyy Joey Page!
Also the inventor of the word sicknastyyy.
Refers to the intense and infamous bromance between NBA players Kendrick Perkins and Rajon Rondo. Typically used by basketball fans as a euphemism meaning "intense gay bromance."
Quan: "Dude, ever since my friend Demarcus found another apartment, I've been so depressed. We used to go shopping and dining together."
Lamar: "Shut up man; you sound like Rondo after his butt-buddy Perkins got traded to the Thunder."
Latrice: "Yeah cuz, sounds like you guys enjoyed a nice, long, deep Pondo together."
A moment of existential angst where there's nothing really wrong, except everything is fucking wrong; a low-level freak out in which the world feels like it's about to end and you're just over everything, undergone by many in quarantine or just trying to live their day-to-day lives. This term was created on Michelle Gomez's Instagram in April of 2020.
"I can't bake anymore, cook anymore, dance anymore, I'm over it! It's a wee bit of a pando moment."
"Crying for no good reason? Piling on the pounds? Staring at the carpet? You might be having a PANDO MOMENT!"
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*