A crezzle special is the art of getting blackout drunk then going for a quick tactical wank and kip underneath your bed, the crezzle special can only be performed by people who hear voices in their walls and are horribly lonely.
(noun) a truly ridiculous person. If you're a creez, you assume no respect. Your shit automatically becomes the property of your friends, as you have no say in these situations. The life of a creez can be hard at times, but you wear the label with pride. You tend to enjoy the intimate company of a certain molly.
Dirty: Ayo creezle, i just stole your bed.
Creezel: dude!?...you cant do that Dirty: Creezle, honestly that's a preposterious remark...you're a creezle