A crezzle special is the art of getting blackout drunk then going for a quick tactical wank and kip underneath your bed, the crezzle special can only be performed by people who hear voices in their walls and are horribly lonely.
(noun) a truly ridiculous person. If you're a creez, you assume no respect. Your shit automatically becomes the property of your friends, as you have no say in these situations. The life of a creez can be hard at times, but you wear the label with pride. You tend to enjoy the intimate company of a certain molly.
Dirty: Ayo creezle, i just stole your bed.
Creezel: dude!?...you cant do that
Dirty: Creezle, honestly that's a preposterious remark...you're a creezle
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.