A crezzle special is the art of getting blackout drunk then going for a quick tactical wank and kip underneath your bed, the crezzle special can only be performed by people who hear voices in their walls and are horribly lonely.
I’m going to pull a crezzle special tonight boys does anyone want to come over?
(noun) a truly ridiculous person. If you're a creez, you assume no respect. Your shit automatically becomes the property of your friends, as you have no say in these situations. The life of a creez can be hard at times, but you wear the label with pride. You tend to enjoy the intimate company of a certain molly.
Dirty: Ayo creezle, i just stole your bed.
Creezel: dude!?...you cant do that
Dirty: Creezle, honestly that's a preposterious remark...you're a creezle