crevis

A fold in the skins that can be opened and closed on command. Preferably moist and hairy. If crusty clean with moist towelettes. And use lotion frequently. Do not mistake for a vagina.

Ouch! I stubbed my crevis on the box of dildos.

by Uncle Tatiana January 22, 2016

Crevis

It's a sandbox game that's pretty pixelated and stuff, and you can build stuff. Pretty cool.

I made a huge village in Crevis but it got removed RIP

by weope April 9, 2016

Crevis cream

Crevis cream is the sweat from under a mans testicles

Hey dude its hot out here, i need to go wipe off my crevis cream.

by Bum juice consumer April 11, 2019

anal-crevis

N:Crack like area found on the ass of most people.

N:A person who is always doing a half-assed job and always brings up the rear in a situation.

"I got my boxer wedged right up my anal-crevis."

"The lawn looks like shit Joey your such an anal-crevis!"

by Jeff "Juggalo_X" Jiggens January 22, 2004

crêpist

A rapist who specializes in serving their violated victims crêpes as a way of easing them into a new life in which they have been raped. Immoral assholes, probably French, or from Missouri.

Now now Corbyn, I'd take it easy on the criticism of Daniel's cooking, there may be some crêping going on tonight. I'm pretty sure he's a crêpist.

by BTWyourcuplidwasinmyass June 19, 2014

Pork Crevice

Alternative description for Vagina. This particular vagina is usually extremely deep and very wide.

I couldn't fill Janine up, her snatch was like a pork crevice.

by FritzyBaby! April 20, 2008

Crevice cut

Also, Candy Crevice Cut; a cut on your tongue or lip from candy canes, lollipops, and hard candy that developed a thin sharp crevice. The crevice is created by natural holes in the candy that is developed in the cooking process, then thinned out by sucking the candy until there is a partial opening into the hole that tapers into a "v" shape. The tongue, usually a tastebud, slides into the crevice, then upward into the razor sharp edges. This usually causes your tongue to bleed all over your candy, leaving a sweet metallic taste in your mouth.

"This candy is so delici....OW!...blast it! I just got a crevice cut, and now my tongue is bleeding!!"

"Hey dude! Enjoying that lollipop? Because a candy crevice cut has turned your lemon lollipop red! Ha!"

"I'm not eating another candy came any time soon! I'm still recovering from a crevice cut from the last candy cane I ate! It took out an entire taste bud!"

by Cravicky November 27, 2012