Creche 

A location and or a place of tranquillity and peace. A safe location for friends to muster and chill. Typically a room in a building or home.

Bro, im going chill in the creche for a piece.

Ight bro I’ll be there in 5, I’ll bring the bong

Creche by SwampyUKk June 16, 2018

creche 

A surfer term meaning "the ocean"

Dude, where were you this morning?

Went to creche and got shacked!

creche by Gnarls Noah Arkley October 24, 2009

creche 

a road accident in Chelsea London

"oh! Darvills chreched the rolls royce"

"I have had a creche Jeremy"

creche by BIMBIM December 21, 2008

Creche-robbing

The pilfering of a Baby Jesus figurine from a nativity scene or Creche.

The alleged Creche-robbing occurred on Christmas Even from St. Matthew Roman Catholic Church. The Baby Jesus figurine was reportedly worth $30.

Creche-robbing by PoliceBeat January 23, 2012

Creche tourist 

Paedophile

"I can't believe that Vicar is a creche tourist!" "Yeah... you know why choir boys have centre partings?"

Creche tourist by markyg October 3, 2003

Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.

"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"

Incel creche by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021

The creche 

The "creche" - a place of which people come together to chill, party and feed.

Am off round to the creche to have a bbq.

The creche by L.A.D April 22, 2009