Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

cretch

A creep/wretch. A really creepy/sleazy/pervy guy/girl

That guy's such a cretch, he was cretching on that girl.

by misc123 July 15, 2009

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

cretch

the combination of the word creeper and cretch. commonly refers to a person who demonstrates position 24.

Henry:I slept with a cretch last night.

by Greesy worm May 16, 2009

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016