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Cretched
When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.
Cretched by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018
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pussy crutches
What a girl requires when she is fornicated so hard her pussy is too sore to allow her to walk properly.
pussy crutches by beakasdf July 25, 2010
Liquid crutches
Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
Liquid crutches by Longdongtom69 August 9, 2013
jesus harold christ on rubber crutches
an expletive interjection referencing Jesus Christ. It is typically uttered in anger, surprise, or frustration, though sometimes also with humorous intent.
Person 1: Why the hell should I care about who you want to get revenge on, I want my share! Finish the job
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
Person 2: Jesus Harold Christ on rubber crutches, you shut your mouth! Give me your hand!
jesus harold christ on rubber crutches by what do i care 125 September 24, 2020
Bag of Crotches
A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.
Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.
Bag of Crotches by Oh ... That girl December 26, 2008
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
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Blue Movie
A pornographic film.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
fache-couture
French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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