Cretching

To masturbate and cry simultaneously

Alex White was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden

by Big Bad Bud 1970 July 10, 2016

Cretched

When someone is a creature from lack of social interaction and outdoor activities, they become cretched.

Boy 1- “Where’s Alex?”
Boy 2-“ He’s cretched now lad”

by Cretched_imp October 21, 2018

cretch

A creep/wretch. A really creepy/sleazy/pervy guy/girl

That guy's such a cretch, he was cretching on that girl.

by misc123 July 15, 2009

Cretching

The art of crying and masturbating simultaneously.

Alex was caught cretching in his dorm room to the soft undertones of Jan Arden.

by Big Bad Bud 1970 October 5, 2016

cretch

the combination of the word creeper and cretch. commonly refers to a person who demonstrates position 24.

Henry:I slept with a cretch last night.

by Greesy worm May 16, 2009

cretches

A word used when you come in clutch but when you used 2 or more things that aren’t the best and make something out of it.

“Hey no way did you bang both 4s?”
“Oh ya bud the cretches made me do it, two 4s make an 8”

by cretches March 9, 2019

Cretch

Exist in a place or situation where one is comfortable. or to be in one's natural environment.

Person 1: That worm is cretching so hard rn
Person 2: You are definitely high you should get some sleep

by Zurfer April 9, 2022