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creamcheesebagelcowtoes
Creamcheesebagelcowtoes is slang for an amazing Roblox gamer girl who used to enjoy using the app houseparty but does not anymore due to s*chi. Creamcheesebagelcowtoes can only be used for people who have thick densely populated eyebrows. #cancelsachi
Sophie: want to join houseparty with me and creamcheesebagelcowtoes?
Sachi: Of course I will join without hesitation as long as cream is there period!
Sachi: Of course I will join without hesitation as long as cream is there period!
creamcheesebagelcowtoes by creamcheesebagelcowtoes March 18, 2021
suzy creamcheese
Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.
suzy creamcheese by tman March 13, 2004
creamcheese
creamcheese by deadpuppet April 6, 2005
suzy creamcheese
From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.
There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.
suzy creamcheese by dannyb February 7, 2006
Creamcheese Diaper
The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.
Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"
Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."
Creamcheese Diaper by SoloHeart March 16, 2009
Crempressionito
The small depression that comes from not eating the entire of a container of ice cream in single sitting.
Crempressionito by cryptic_oregano December 3, 2019
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Concrete cowboy
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