cremchess 

cum, but looks like cream cheese.

Damn, she got mad cremchess on her pussy.

cremchess by Taner June 10, 2008

creamcheesebagelcowtoes

Creamcheesebagelcowtoes is slang for an amazing Roblox gamer girl who used to enjoy using the app houseparty but does not anymore due to s*chi. Creamcheesebagelcowtoes can only be used for people who have thick densely populated eyebrows. #cancelsachi

Sophie: want to join houseparty with me and creamcheesebagelcowtoes?
Sachi: Of course I will join without hesitation as long as cream is there period!

creamcheesebagelcowtoes by creamcheesebagelcowtoes March 18, 2021

suzy creamcheese

Name invented by 1960s rock group Mothers of Invention for a particular underage groupie shared by several members of the group during a concert stop on Maui in 1966; referred to in several later songs. Alleged actual name Wanda Adams; see Rolling Stone, 1971 interview of Frank Zappa.

"Oooh, Suzy Creamcheese, you feel so fine!"

suzy creamcheese by tman March 13, 2004

creamcheese 

People who look a little TOO perfect.
upper middle class...white or black.

That dude Fabio is one Creamcheese lookin mother fucker.

creamcheese by deadpuppet April 6, 2005

suzy creamcheese

From the Frank Zappa, meaning an airheaded or naive girl or woman-nice to look at but without substance or intelligence.

There is a blonde at work who is tasty to look at but is a real Suzy Creamcheese. Nothing but sack-fodder.

suzy creamcheese by dannyb February 7, 2006

Creamcheese Diaper 

The action in which person A pulls down person B's pants and underwear and proceeds to jizz all over their genitals. Right after the jizz has ended, person A pulls person B's pants back up; thus giving person B a 'creamcheese diaper'.

Arab: "Yo man! I heard you got creamcheese diapered!"

Soulja Boy: "Yeah, I got some bitch pregnant on accident..."

Creamcheese Diaper by SoloHeart March 16, 2009

Crempressionito 

The small depression that comes from not eating the entire of a container of ice cream in single sitting.

Only had a couple spoons of ice cream since I'm dieting and now I have crempressionito.

Crempressionito by cryptic_oregano December 3, 2019