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cretation

The production and distribution of press releases by cretins with limited grammatical or spelling skills.
Floyd Shivambu is guilty of the cretation of multiple ridiculous ANC Youth League public statements.
by the real juju November 8, 2010
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non-creation

The opposite of creation
A pain in the arse of creotards like Ken Ham
Evolution = Non-creation
by ThomasX February 13, 2014
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Stud Situation Creationist

One who creates stud situations for himself.
A stud-wannabe who constantly tries to achieve the status of a stud by constantly trying to create such situations that will help him achieve the status of a stud in the eyes of others.
by Vered P August 1, 2011
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[citation needed]

When you want someone to prove what they just said. Commonly seen in bad Wikipedia articles.
1: "Apparantly, the Greeks invented pudding!"

2:"citation needed"
by RussellLawliet December 31, 2011
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creation of a pussy

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their design.

First was a butcher,

with smart wit,

using a knife,

he gave it a slit,

Second was a carpenter,

strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel,

he gave it a hole,

Third was a tailor,

tall and thin,

by using red velvet,

he lined it within,

Fourth was a hunter,

short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur,

he lined it without,

Fifth was a fisherman,

nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell,

Sixth was a preacher,

whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it,

and said it could pee,

Last was a sailor,

dirty little runt,

he sucked it and fucked it,

and called it a cunt.
person1: hey u wanna know the creation of a pussy
person2: ye
person1: (reads it out)
person2: lol true
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 23, 2009
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Creationist Paradox

A situation where people who know next to nothing about Science feel themselves qualified to refute it, often as a means of defending creationism.
Creationist Paradox in action:
Creationist: I only failed science class because it's all wrong!
by Nona Suomy January 12, 2009
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Job Creationist

When there is a religious type belief, against all evidence, that cutting taxes on the super wealthy(i.e. job creators) is the best thing that can be done for a nation, even in times of high national deficit and the worst inequality gap in the country's history.

Coined by Wyatt Cenac of the Daily show
Just like creationists believe that an imaginary being in the sky created the world and it's people a few thousand years ago with the wave of a hand, as opposed to evolution with the copious evidence that comes with it, Job creationists believe that giving tax breaks to millionaires and conserving loopholes so they can rake in millions more, while starving the rest of the population, is the most righteous path to solvency.
by gregz0rz July 14, 2011
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