creepasaurus

A creepy person

This guy won't stop calling me! He's such a creepasaurus!

by Christine and Kerry March 7, 2009

Creepasaurus Rex

1. (n.) The innate animal instinct that comes out while we mindlessly use social networking sites, such as Facebook and Twitter, for hours on end.

2. (adj.) Being a really big creeper

John missed his favorite T.V. show last night because he was being creepasaurus rex on Facebook.

"Chester totally tried sneaking a peek at you at the urinal, what a creepasaurus rex!"

by dyl-pod April 4, 2010

Creeposaurus/creepasaurus rex

These are alternate spellings/pronunciations to the already defined term "Creepersaurus rex". They refer to a very creepy person who exhibits monstrously creepy behavior that they remind you of a creepy dinosaur. The spellings and pronunciations may vary by person due to sociocultural, economic, geographical, and several other factors.

Person 1: That Facebook stalker was totally a creeposaurus. I got the heebie-jeebies!
Person 2: Me too! But, I personally say/spell it creepasaurus rex, but I'm glad we agree on something.
Person 1: Trueee. It does come from Creepersaurus rex, anyway...

Person 2: Creepo, creepa, creeper.... All of the describe this weird ass person!

Person 1: Yes, a Creeposaurus/creepasaurus rex indeed!

by LingDanc803 April 22, 2021

Creepersaurus rex

A person who is beyond creepy, like a creepy dinosaur (such as a T-rex). They are very strange, weird, bizarre, uncomfortable, and are usually very much unaware of it. A Creepersaurus rex will exhibit inappropriate behavior, such as stalking, demonstrating mental breakdowns on social media, or worse.

Teacher: This former student of ours posted pictures of my colleague on her Facebook cover photos without his knowing and she totally came off as a Creepersaurus rex. Stay clear of her.
Colleague: Omg... Yikes! The zoomed in photo sure didn't make it any less creepy, huh...

by LingDanc803 April 21, 2021

crapasaurus

The largest shit you've ever seen/taken/heard of.

Crapasaurus's are rare and can occur after days of constipation or the day after eating mama loads of food.

Hank: Hi, is this the plumber?

Plumber: Yes sir, it is.. How may I help you?

Hank: I have a crapasaurus in my toilet !

Plumber: Don't worry about it sir, I'll bring my shovel.

by what is eaten must be shat. August 14, 2012

Cheapasaurus

Men so cheap they make women pay on their 1st AND 2nd date!!!!

"He's such a cheapasaurus!! When I offered money for the coffee...he volunteered me to pay for the movie!!"

by Jill F February 18, 2009

Ritz-cheezasaurus

An act of coitus where both participants cover each other in spray cheese. Following this, they must lay the crackers on each other in a scale pattern turning each other into a Ritz-Cheezasaurus.
Both participants must try their best to not damage the crackers while "saving their species from extinction." At the end of the act, both participants will come to a mutual consensus on which of the two get to survive. The one that survives, betrays the other and must eat the cracker scales and cheese off the other participant without using their hands.

Hey bro, I was with this chick that wanted to try the Ritz-cheezasaurus last night. I was the survivor. Would recommend. Except now I have to get a new bedspread.

by Three Thenths September 26, 2022