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cream pop 

What people in the Midwestern United States and Canada should call cream soda
What's your favourite kind of pop?
Cream pop.
Dude, it's called cream soda.
Go back to Long Island.
cream pop by Ando77 June 8, 2021

Lemon Cream Pop 

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.
Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.
Lemon Cream Pop by FishMounter September 13, 2011

Cream City Tootsie Pop 

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.
"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

Bavarian Cream Pope 

Pope Benedict XVI, The new Bavarian Pope with the tasty Cream filling
Hey look, there goes the Bavarian Cream Pope.
Bavarian Cream Pope by vurtcat April 30, 2005

Pop a creamy

To magically shit yourself and Jizz at the same time, but instead of Jizz coming out, it’s boiled juice
When Greg was fingering his asshole on the toilet, it stimulated his prostate, causing him t to pop a creamy Greg yelled for his mother Mom there’s stuff all over the wall. I need you to come clean it up. I popped a creamy everywhere.
Pop a creamy by Ray tard April 2, 2026

popcorn flavored ice cream

The most disgusting food you will ever find. Do not try it.
Pannie threw up when she ate the popcorn flavored ice cream. (This actually happened!)