Cream Day 

Cream days often occur on Sundays but can take place on any day of the week. Switching sensible milk in coffee for decadent cream at the start of the day signifies that this will be an indulgent day. Cream day activities inckue eating delicious foods, day drinking, and any manner of fun that you enjoy at your most basic level. Cream days can be dangerous beasts and often lead to hangover Mondays.

Cream day! It's a cream day.

Cream Day by JimboJango July 17, 2018

Mallory's Ice Cream Day 

Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).

*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat

Omg its Mallory's Ice Cream Day!! I better walk to Ben & Jerry's and get her some Cherry Garcia!

Mallory's Ice Cream Day by Happy Ice Cream Day April 23, 2013

Bestfriend cream day 

Its just like every other monday except it only happens on mondays and the only way you're allowed to cheer uo is to have sex with your bestfriend.

Happy bestfriend cream day!!

Bestfriend cream day by Watermelonbitches May 29, 2021

Cream Cake Day 

September 29th, the day that women get to enjoy sexual liberation and a layered cream cake, by having sex with three men, one after the other, until they all cum inside her.

I love Cream Cake Day, having all that cream inside me, leaves me feeling stuffed.

Cream Cake Day by ExploreYourInnerDesires September 18, 2023

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory 

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.

Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.

It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory by Kiwipo January 16, 2023

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños 

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños

You Will Rue The Day You Were Born Because I Traded My Girls For Women And A Psychosomatic Grilled Cheese with Cream Cheese Hot Sauced Jalapeños by AnyBusinessCountriesDigitalFoo April 2, 2025

Creamy vagina day 

A day to celebrate your vagina. Many people can gather around and show their creamy pies to each other.

"creamy vagina day has to be a favourite holiday of mine."

Creamy vagina day by Ballsinmymouth287474 March 13, 2023