cream cheesed

When someone gets killed, badly. Mainly in a video game

When someone gets owned.

That bk randy just got cream cheesed!

by Z o IM b ii E s November 30, 2009

Cream Cheese Toaster

When you are titty fucking a lady and just before you nut you squish her supple breasts together to hide the tip of your wiener and let your semen squeeze out the top like cream cheese out of a toaster.

So my lady asked me for some titty titty bang bang last night and I gave her a Cream Cheese Toaster.

by acidonion August 31, 2016

cream cheese side up

When your bagel and cream cheese fall to the floor and it lands cream cheese side up; you know you are going to have (or did have) a good day. Also applies to your day, month, or year.

I had a Cream Cheese Side Up day!

by Jessica Harwick November 24, 2014

Cream cheese pussy

When that pussy so good that it tastes, feels, and spreads like your favourite Philadelphia cream cheese. Cream cheese pussy is felt not smelled nor admired. Whether your cream cheese pussy is salmon or garlic, it should be generously spread on a lightly toasted everything bagel.

Bro was that cream cheese pussy last night?

by Filadelfia July 25, 2019

California Cream Cheese

Cocaine

Mikey: Hey Matt wheres that cocaine
Matt: Oh that California Cream Cheese??
Mikey and Matt: YEAH DAWG!!!!

by Chief LongDong November 25, 2011

Booty Cream Cheese

Booty Cream Cheese is a thick but creamy substance that can sometimes come out of your rectal cavity without you even knowing, Most people don't even know what Booty Cream Cheese is but im hear to spread the word of Booty Cream Cheese

When Johnathan got some he saw some Booty Cream Cheese in his underwear

by Chris Ches. June 29, 2014

Cream Cheese Roll

It's when a women cums inside that man's urethra

"Bro I was having sex with this girl, and she gave me a Cream Cheese Roll

by Peachy Creep407 February 2, 2021