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When you ejaculate inside of a plain bagel and stuff cheese in between.
Bro you want a Cream Cheese Bagel?
Well suck my butt and shave my sack I would kill for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now.
by Giuseppe Amato September 06, 2018
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The action of performing analingus shortly after ejaculating in one's gaping butthole
Fred: "I could really go for a Cream Cheese Bagel right now"

Roger: "I can't help you, Fred"
by VillainV3 July 19, 2016
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