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crashnbrn 

Often imitated, never duplicated.

1. Crashnbrn is an internet personality that has been around for 15 years, as of June of 2012.

She has been everything from a D&D style pyromancer, named 'Perfect girlfriend of the Internets' from 1999-2003, and more.

She was the first one to come up with the meme 'It's navy!'' and the conjunction words 'Cutiful', 'prettiful', and 'confuzzled'.

2. Used when calling someone 'the perfect girlfriend'. (Also known as an 'Autumn')

3. Someone who comes up with memes or conjunction or 'understandable make-up' words. (Also known as a 'crash'.)
1. "Hey, I'm a crashnbrn! I just came up with the word 'smarticles'!"

"Wow, Crash! That's cool!"

2. I'm so lucky to have you. You're such an Autumn... a real crashnbrn.
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crashboner 

when some cannot help but crash his/her car they have a crashboner. Once someone has a crashboner nothing will prevent them from eventually crashing.
It was raining and alot of people must have left their homes with a crashboner because there was a huge pile-up on the highway
crashboner by old man tucker October 6, 2016
Related Words
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026