Hakim: Dude, Internet Explorer has this cool new feature where if you--

Chris: Wait, you use Internet Explorer? That bloated piece of crashware is probably the shittiest web browser on the market!

Crashware by King Theo April 22, 2011

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crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

crapagate by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

Crushmate

A crushmate is a person whom you like and who likes you back. You both know that you like each other, but you are not dating for some reason. Having a crushmate is that step between the friend zone and actually going out.

"Hey, I saw you and Rachel talking today." *nudge nudge*
"Yeah, she's just so great."
"You guys are such a cute couple."
"Nah, we're not going out. We're just crushmates."
"Why don't you just ask her out? You obviously like each other!"
"Yeah, we both know. It's just complicated..."

Crushmate by notmonday December 18, 2012

crapagate

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or othwrwise tell or relay lies and propaganda.

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

crapagate by taoteqingren December 11, 2006

Jammy Crashmats

Tampon or sanitary towel

'Oi oi, that bints hit the jammy crashmats, I can see from here'

Jammy Crashmats by Stizzlargh January 13, 2009

crossgates

A mall in Guilderland, New York, a few minutes away from Albany. It's a pretty big mall, with lots of stores (around 250). It has an 18 screen movie theater, a large food court, and two decent arcades. There used the be a HUUUUUGGGGEEEEAAA (like, Fuccillo huge) DDR scene at Crossgates, but it started to die at the end of 2004. They have two DDR SuperNOVA machines, one in Cyberstation in the food court, and one in the movie theater. They also have a crap-o-cab In The Groove 2 machine in Cyberstation. Man, I wish the DDR scene wasn't dead.

Crossgates is a mall, DAMMIT!

crossgates by Blahb August 19, 2007

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026