crapwalk 

When you're on the toilet and after your business is done, you realize that you are out of toilet paper. You know there is toilet paper in just a few meters range in your home. So you get up from the toilet and walk in a crouched position (with the goal of not smearing crap all over your butt) to the destination of the toilet paper and then return with it.

Oh man! Yesterday I had to do the crapwalk to my 2nd toilet, cause I forgot to check if I still had some in my primary toilet.

crapwalk by Morpsi007 October 17, 2023

CripWalkin 

"It's not just a dance it's a way a' living
Now if ya C-Walking, ya best to "see" Crippin'
And that goes for kids too, and RnB singers
Nigga quit Crip-Walking if ya ain't a gang banger"

Snoop Dogg

Nigga whachu doin cripwalkin? u ain't crip fool!

CripWalkin by MalcolmCzup May 4, 2006

california crabwalk 

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

california crabwalk by kortmann May 20, 2007

alaskan crabwalk 

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

alaskan crabwalk by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018

NiP Crabwalk 

A meme strat in CS:GO where everyone on T-side buys Dual Beretttas and crab-walks up banana. This is usually done when your team has a RIDICULOUS lead, like, you’re NiP (Ninjas in Pyjamas) vs. some trash no-name team, and you can do any other meme strats.

Seeing how we had a lead of 13-0, we decided to humiliate the other team and do the NiP Crabwalk.

NiP Crabwalk by Texting Error May 7, 2018

Crabwalk 

The awkward sideways shuffle to find a towel or other such object to wipe away any mess left by the one night stand with yourself.

The body is arched over so no residue falls to the floor. The sideways movement decreases wind resistance thus minimizing.

The name crabwalk is derived from the frantic shuffling side to side in an attempt to find a towel before the mess hits the floor, resembling a startled crab.

Can also be used after a bad night of KFC or cask wine when ones butt cheeks need to be clenched together as the subject shuffles sideways to the toilet in a hurry

"What was all that ruckus last night bro? Did you bring a sloot home?"

"Nah I was watching Glee and one thing led to another but I left my cum rag on the other side of the room, had to crabwalk over to find it"

Crabwalk by Rotorua's Most Wanted December 18, 2011

crabwalk 

A lame dance move that is a pathetic attempt to get a girl in tha club

Ay u see that chump crabwalkin that girl he deffinatly aint funna hit dat

crabwalk by tony pinto December 2, 2007