Crabwalk 

The awkward sideways shuffle to find a towel or other such object to wipe away any mess left by the one night stand with yourself.

The body is arched over so no residue falls to the floor. The sideways movement decreases wind resistance thus minimizing.

The name crabwalk is derived from the frantic shuffling side to side in an attempt to find a towel before the mess hits the floor, resembling a startled crab.

Can also be used after a bad night of KFC or cask wine when ones butt cheeks need to be clenched together as the subject shuffles sideways to the toilet in a hurry

"What was all that ruckus last night bro? Did you bring a sloot home?"

"Nah I was watching Glee and one thing led to another but I left my cum rag on the other side of the room, had to crabwalk over to find it"

Crabwalk by Rotorua's Most Wanted December 18, 2011

crabwalk 

A lame dance move that is a pathetic attempt to get a girl in tha club

Ay u see that chump crabwalkin that girl he deffinatly aint funna hit dat

crabwalk by tony pinto December 2, 2007

crabwalk 

a 1337 ass glitch in the game GEARS OF WAR. its a very simple glitch that is usually done by n00bz and h4xx0rz alike! its pretty funny looking and its even more funny when ur playing a ranked match and no one on the other team can do it so you go ahead and do it just to piss them off :)

it is often done on t3H map GRIDLOCK and it can also be called the ROADIE RUN....

707AL N00B - HOW DO U CRABWALK?

SW33T HAXXER - down A, really quickly...........

crabwalk by XxKEVIN360xX January 12, 2008

crabwalk 

the area between the anus and pubic region commonly traversed by pubic lice. see also, taint.

I don't mind when you lick my balls, but stay the hell away from my crabwalk!

crabwalk by DoctoRUMS March 13, 2005

Crabwalk 

sex move in which two in crabwalk position with dick in pussy

I gave her the Crabwalk !

Crabwalk by JBut December 25, 2007

california crabwalk 

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

california crabwalk by kortmann May 20, 2007

alaskan crabwalk 

The act of finding a solid floor(tile, cement, etc.) and proceeding to get into a crabwalk like stance and taking a shit on the floor and rubbing it around(in a circular motion like Spongebob bringing it around town) with your buttocks.

“Dude, did you see what Paul did at the party yesterday”.
“No, what’d he do”.

“This dude dropped his fucking pants and did The Alaskan Crabwalk”.

alaskan crabwalk by definitely_not_nave May 26, 2018