Definitions by kortmann

pete sniff 

To sniff someones crotch

I gave her the ol' pete sniff last night and it was pretty funky.

pete sniff by kortmann May 20, 2007

california crabwalk 

When you cum in a girls mouth and she spits it back out on your stomach. You then have to crabwalk (you're on all fours with your stomach facing the ceiling) to the bathroom so you don't spill any cum.

My friend Andrew had to do the california crabwalk so he wouldn't leak his load juice on the carpet.

california crabwalk by kortmann May 20, 2007

brooklyn bassethound 

When you are doing a girl from behind, you grab her ears and bark like a hound.

I gave her the ol' brooklyn bassethound. Unfortunately, it woke up the neighbors and I ripped her earrings out.

brooklyn bassethound by kortmann May 20, 2007

load hanky 

A bundled up tissue held together by semen.

A guy I know fills the trash recepticle with load hanky's.

load hanky by kortmann May 20, 2007

frozzlie

A hairy bush found on a woman.

That is one nasty frozzlie.

frozzlie by kortmann May 20, 2007