crassmantic 

An unrefined, insensitive, or course expression of an amorous ideal.

“My boyfriend is so crassmantic, he told me that when I'm slurping on his Schlong, that I complete him.”

crassmantic by The Ominous Harbinger January 26, 2009

crasstastic 

Lex's definition of a superb company car opt out scheme which milks you for more money.

Aussie 1: "Lets eat our own testicles in the middle of Twickenham whilst singing the French National Anthem at a 6 nations game."

Aussie 2: "What a crasstastic idea mate!"

crasstastic by Me - the 13th Duke December 15, 2003

Crasmatic

Crazy and carisma all mixed up

You are so crasmatic

Crasmatic by Roachman1965 January 26, 2017