by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009
Get the craprehensive mug.A large shitty school where all the displaced kids from oxford hills are crammed.
A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.
"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"
"The drool school"
A place where the staff are money hungry and the principle is a big Italian ass clown who only cares about his golf equipment.
"The oxford school for unimaginative kids"
"The drool school"
Do you see Timmy over There? Yeah three time special Olympic champion. He got his high school diploma from oxford hills comprehensive high school. Maybe you should too!
by P. PICKLE DICKERSON May 3, 2018
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If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.
Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.
If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.
*No phones* fucking bullshit
This place should go burn down fp
Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say
If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.
Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.
If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.
*No phones* fucking bullshit
This place should go burn down fp
Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say
by Godieffs August 20, 2018
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When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.
the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.
When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.
the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.
Your craprehension is amazing.
by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020
Get the Craprehension mug.British socialist experiment (further enhanced by successive generations of hapless politicians) that forced fee paying schools out of business, raised the school leaving age and tried to give all children between 4 and 16 a basic education in several subjects. 'Basic' is about as good as it gets for most victims forced as they are into mind-numbing boredom, despair and violence. Most schools are like open, juvenile prisons. Still, American state schools make every one of 'em look like Oxford!
teenage pregnancy? routine bullying? can't read and write without the aid of 15 years further education? teacher's all suicidal? no future? no motivation? no prospects? It has to be comprehensive education!
by Hedley Clubnobber August 27, 2006
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"Hey John why are sucking Bill's dick? Are you gay or something?". "No I'm from Newpark Comprehensive School".
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