Craprehension 

Noun.

When a person summarizes a statement and adds their 2 cents, which is always of no value.

the formula: horrible summary + bad opinion = craprehension.

Your craprehension is amazing.

Craprehension by Hi Jinx May 7, 2020

craprehensive

When you have to fart but your scared you might crap your pants.

I would of given my girl a dutch oven this morning but i was feeling a little craprehensive.

craprehensive by Papa-Chulo May 23, 2009

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome 

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome by Ni2k February 16, 2013

Vegeta's Comprehension 

Anything that is the amount of 9000 or below. Anything over 9000 is beyond Vegeta's comprehension, which results in the crushing of scouters in hands, due to Vegeta not being able to count over the number 9000.

Person A: "Man, i have a lot of pennies!"
Person B: "Are they beyond Vegeta's Comprehension?"
Person A: "No, it was just 3273 of 'em."

Vegeta's Comprehension by AlphaCananogram January 22, 2009

lack of comprehension 

One of the best songs in my opinion written by the prog/death metal band "DEATH"... It is featured track 5 off the human album..... At first the song may sound like jazz but dont make an understatment over the first 10 seconds...

NU-METAL KID THATS 14: Hey guys I just bought slipknots new album "subliminal verses"

Death fan: Dude thats been around for 2 years anyways ... go listen to some real metal not that pussy shit you kids think is a fasion statement

NU-METAL KID: My mom wont let me listen to death because she says it provokes people into satans wrath

Death Fan - well thats you're problem you pussy

Death fan- well remember this when you move out listen to lack of comprehension

NU-METAL KID- but my mom wants me to stay home the rest of my life

lack of comprehension by thecairvoyant June 6, 2007

Alchemical Comprehension 

Being able to look past words and syntax to understand the message.

Grammar police are quite lacking in their alchemical comprehension

Alchemical Comprehension by magicks February 14, 2012

Comprehension 

Understanding

beyond comprehension of human mind

Comprehension by admirer85 June 15, 2019