econ 

1) (n) Short for "economics."
2) (adj) Very cheap, low-quality, and budget. Short for "economical."
3) (v) To scam (con) someone over the internet.

Jeff: "How's that new Navigator you got over the internet, man? Those cars are sweet...and what a steal for $10,000!"
Geoff: "Um, yeah. It was a damned compass...you know those things you navigate with?"
Jeff: "OOOOOOOH that sucks man...haha, navigator...I get it! You got straight-up ECONNED!!!"
Geoff: "I should have known there was something up when they didn't have a picture. And it was totally econ too. It came from the Dollar Store and the needle was broken. Retail value: 20 cents."
Jeff: "You should have known better, idiot. You're an econ major!" *SMACK!!!*

econ by Nick D May 29, 2005

econ 

it's where Ethan was last night totally.

Chad: Where were you!
Ethan: What? When?
Chad: Last night!
Ethan: I had Econ, you know this
Chad: Bullshit man, you disappear my sister almost gets killed
Ethan: Dude, I was in a study hall with 100 other people, you can ask any of them

econ by et3nal_m0th May 6, 2023

Econ 

The class that makes all seniors in high school want to kill themselves.

I fucking hate Econ. Time to die.

Econ by Platypussylove February 3, 2019

econ 

a slur against the bloody sri lankan tamils
because their economy gets fucked in the ass harder than they ever will .. stupid econs

kumareshswarabalakundinakrishnarabishekithavichandrapillai: im econ
white boy: KILL YOURSELF YOU BLOODY SHIT

econ by realecon69420 April 20, 2023

econ 

slur against sri lankan tamils
cause their economy is ass

kieran: BRO DHANUSH SUCH AN ECON
dhanush: what

econ by anonymous June 11, 2023

Econ

Short for Homo economicus. A hypothetical agent used in economic modeling who exhibits perfect rationality, consistent preferences, and complete self-interest. Unlike a human, an Econ is assumed to possess infinite computational ability to process information and always selects the option that maximizes their personal utility (satisfaction or wealth).

"If we assume the consumer is an Econ, then increasing the price by even $0.01 should immediately lower demand, but brand loyalty often keeps Humans from switching."

"My brother is a total Econ; he spent three hours building a spreadsheet to decide which brand of toothpaste has the best cost-per-ounce ratio."

Econ by Homo economicus January 8, 2026

econ guy 

The guy in r/6thform that got a bristol offer and missed his econ exam due to not reading the timetable

"Yeah you’re proper cool you are. Don’t patronise me…. Buddy" - econ guy

econ guy by +C June 3, 2023