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crapper clapper by Crapper clapper December 20, 2016
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capper crapper
A handicapped bathroom. Sometimes used to fuck because of the immense room compared to regular bathroom stalls.
capper crapper by Kevster March 19, 2003
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Crapper gargoyle
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
Pool Crapper
That kid that wont stop shitting in the pool and they keep making you get out because they have to clean the poop out of the pool and your towel is all the way at your seat so now you have to get out of the shit filled pool and shiver your way over to get your towel and wait for them to clean out the pool.
Lifeguard: "You have to get out of the pool someone shit"
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
You "Are you kidding! I'm gonna be so cold my towel is all the way over there!"
A pool crapper is someone who took a nasty shit in the pool now everyone has to get out so they can clean it
Pool Crapper by OKURNESSEABJ January 24, 2019
Crapper Quarantine
Keeping the bathroom clear of others when your trying to take a private dump by scaring them off with a toilet paper rattle when they walk in.
Dude! I was trying to pinch out a loaf at work today and I successfully used the "Crapper Quarantine" technique to keep several people out so I could dump in peace and solitude!
Crapper Quarantine by Minuccp December 15, 2012
Phantom Crapper
A person, usually a co-worker in your office, who consistently fouls up the bathroom to such a degree that he himself is embarrased to leave the stall until everyone has left in sheer terror. The only way you recognize the Phantom Crapper is by the smell of death emmitted from his stall, oh and by his shoes visible from under the stall door.
Ron: "Man, I made the mistake of taking a leak while the Phantom Crapper was in there. The stench was so overwhelming I had to cut it off midstream and evacuate."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Paul: "Any idea who it is? I will make sure not to use the restroom while he's in there."
Ron: "No idea, he never leaves the stall due to embarrassment. He's a Phantom Crapper."
Phantom Crapper by Freddie T March 17, 2008
Crapper Condom
The thin round piece of paper found in public restrooms. It is used to place on the toilet seat to protect oneself from ass fungus.
"Dude, they didn't have any crapper condoms in the mall restroom, so I shit my pants, but, you know, better safe than sorry."
Crapper Condom by Alan1999 August 4, 2008
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026