A coffee beverage styled after one that would cost $4.00 at Starbucks or a similar restaurant, but is made with concentrated instant coffee instead of espresso shots. Derived from the word 'crappy'. This beverage is usually consumed by cheap and/or busycollege students.
Billy was getting drowsy trying to finish his o-chem, so he made himself a crappé between problem sets.
shit on the day: waking up hungover or in some other state where facing daily responsibilities seems utterly pointless due to the incompetence generated from the previous evenings activities.
Billy (after waking up from a threeday bender to realize that it is Monday): "ugggghhh. . . crappe diem!"