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To do the splishy-splooshy within the timelimit of two minutes.
<pedro spontaine> brb, må crappe.
crappe by Znarf April 16, 2004
Derived from the word "Frappé", but do to the poor quality of the beverage is considered "crap".
Customer: "Man, I just wasted $2.99 on a Crappé, that's brutal."
Crappé by M@ng0 March 12, 2010
A coffee beverage styled after one that would cost $4.00 at Starbucks or a similar restaurant, but is made with concentrated instant coffee instead of espresso shots. Derived from the word 'crappy'. This beverage is usually consumed by cheap and/or busy college students.
Billy was getting drowsy trying to finish his o-chem, so he made himself a crappé between problem sets.
Crappé by squareforceone November 16, 2009

crappe diem 

shit on the day: waking up hungover or in some other state where facing daily responsibilities seems utterly pointless due to the incompetence generated from the previous evenings activities.
Billy (after waking up from a three day bender to realize that it is Monday): "ugggghhh. . . crappe diem!"
crappe diem by Timmy the Face August 18, 2007

roblox crappe 

A Roblox cafe group which is so corrupt that they online date so much and many YouTubers are targeting it :P
Many trollers and youtubers, such as Cowcow, hate Crappe so much.

roblox crappe: A cafe group which sucks.
roblox crappe by dislikemeplz March 7, 2020

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?