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To do the splishy-splooshy within the timelimit of two minutes.
<pedro spontaine> brb, må crappe.
crappe by Znarf April 16, 2004
Derived from the word "Frappé", but do to the poor quality of the beverage is considered "crap".
Customer: "Man, I just wasted $2.99 on a Crappé, that's brutal."
Crappé by M@ng0 March 12, 2010
A coffee beverage styled after one that would cost $4.00 at Starbucks or a similar restaurant, but is made with concentrated instant coffee instead of espresso shots. Derived from the word 'crappy'. This beverage is usually consumed by cheap and/or busy college students.
Billy was getting drowsy trying to finish his o-chem, so he made himself a crappé between problem sets.
Crappé by squareforceone November 16, 2009

crappe diem 

shit on the day: waking up hungover or in some other state where facing daily responsibilities seems utterly pointless due to the incompetence generated from the previous evenings activities.
Billy (after waking up from a three day bender to realize that it is Monday): "ugggghhh. . . crappe diem!"
crappe diem by Timmy the Face August 18, 2007

roblox crappe 

A Roblox cafe group which is so corrupt that they online date so much and many YouTubers are targeting it :P
Many trollers and youtubers, such as Cowcow, hate Crappe so much.

roblox crappe: A cafe group which sucks.
roblox crappe by dislikemeplz March 7, 2020

Crapper gargoyle 

A person who stands in wait for the next stall to open up.
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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