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Crappé
A coffee beverage styled after one that would cost $4.00 at Starbucks or a similar restaurant, but is made with concentrated instant coffee instead of espresso shots. Derived from the word 'crappy'. This beverage is usually consumed by cheap and/or busy college students.
Billy was getting drowsy trying to finish his o-chem, so he made himself a crappé between problem sets.
Crappé by squareforceone November 16, 2009
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Crappe
Crappe by slivermist88 December 27, 2019
crappe
crappe diem
shit on the day: waking up hungover or in some other state where facing daily responsibilities seems utterly pointless due to the incompetence generated from the previous evenings activities.
Billy (after waking up from a three day bender to realize that it is Monday): "ugggghhh. . . crappe diem!"
crappe diem by Timmy the Face August 18, 2007
roblox crappe
A Roblox cafe group which is so corrupt that they online date so much and many YouTubers are targeting it :P
Many trollers and youtubers, such as Cowcow, hate Crappe so much.
roblox crappe: A cafe group which sucks.
roblox crappe: A cafe group which sucks.
roblox crappe by dislikemeplz March 7, 2020
Crapper gargoyle
I was trying to take a dump.But outside the stall I could see a crapper gargoyle.Can’t they just chill out?
Crapper gargoyle by 93 yourcultleader93 July 29, 2020
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Pee Calculus
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