timelimit

The nickname of a guy that lasts so long the girl gets so bored she either

1. finds something to keep herself entertained
2. makes him get off her and leaves
3. passes out/falls asleep while he is still going.

Usually caused by "whiskey dick"

Timelimit took so long last night that I passed out then woke up half an hour later to him still going.

by Brett Premie March 15, 2011

Timelining

Searching your friends' old posts and liking them to make them embarrased of their old posts or just to troll them.

The act of going far back in the facebook post history of people you barely know and liking an inane status update to make them show up in the news feed.

"I just timelined my friend on facebook!"

"Let's go timelining!"

by partykivi November 10, 2012

timelining

Using facebook to examine all the bad decisions you've made and how cool you really weren't in high school thus coming to the realization that your life is truly depressing, also because you obviously have time to dick around on facebook all day looking at your timeline.

I was timelining last night and noticed that 90% of the girls I dated are on xanax, pregnant or in jail, in no specific order.

by PorkCHOPsandwiches44 September 10, 2012

timelining

To compose a timeline.

I was timelining chapter 2 for World History.

by Laura K September 11, 2005

TimeIsLimited

A man that is very athletic, but spends his time being a sweat at a block game; Sweaty ass

TimeIsLimited has 1200 wins in boxing

by TimeIsLimited August 11, 2022

Xa Adiseo timelinias

In real world, the Earth takes 365.6 days to orbit the sun, forcing us to use messy "leap year" patches to fix the calendar. In this system named Xa Adiseo timelinias, this glitch is solved by recalibrating the clock so a year is exactly 365 days. By distributing those extra 0.6 days into every second of the year, the timeline becomes perfectly aligned without leap years, making time accurate, understandable, and fair.

Xa Adiseo timelinias is a good system which makes people happy who are born on leap years.

by Aditya's ADI.2 March 13, 2026