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Carniphobia 

Fear or phobia of being "Fleishig".
Jewish law requires that one wait six hours between eating meat and dairy. Many religious Jews have thus developed a phobia for eating meat during day hours because they "might" want to eat something dairy later on in the day.
("Fleishig" is the Yiddish word for "Meaty").
I'm starving. All they had was meat - which I naturally couldn't bring myself to eat because I suffer from a severe case of Carniphobia.
Carniphobia by Ben-adam December 14, 2011

Coprophobia 

The fear of feces (See-turds poops defecation refuse)
When one has Coprophobia, working at a dog park is not a good idea
Coprophobia by Irongrunty May 16, 2004

Cacophobia 

Ugg!! Don't bring that hideous beast in here! You know I suffer from Cacophobia!!!
Cacophobia by Phobiaz July 22, 2008

calxophobia 

The fear of chalk and chalk related things such as chalk boards and chalky textures. Makes it hard for many people who enjoy playing pool.
I heard the the teacher made billy write his name on the board in marker instead of chalk. He has Calxophobia
calxophobia by Soddenbean345 February 1, 2018

Carbaphobia 

Carbaphobia is the fear of any teacher.
Steve: I am really scared of Mr.bru

Alex: I think you might have carbaphobia
Steve: whats carbaphobia
Alex:it is when you are scared of a teacher
Carbaphobia by Water toaster October 15, 2019

Cacophobia 

A fear of ugliness. But mainly used by pretentious judgmental people wanting an excuse to be complete and utter assholes
Get your fugly ass away from me! I have cacophobia and I can’t have your disgusting pig face anywhere near me!
Cacophobia by Lassietoes June 13, 2019
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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