Definitions by maxn512

crapaphobia 

The irrational fear that one might actually see his or her poop before flushing the toilet.

Ann has such a severe case of crapaphobia that she once fell down and broke her arm in the bathroom while trying to frantically reach for the flusher handle.

crapaphobia by maxn512 June 27, 2008

The gay is SILENT 

A statement made when someone or something is so obviously gay that it goes without saying. Often used when replying to someone whose gaydar is malfunctioning.

1:
Mark: My gaydar isn't working today. Is Rick gay?
Steve: Oh my god, girl, the gay is SILENT!

2:
Al: I'm in the mood for some gay music. Got any Erasure?
Scott: You think Erasure is gay music?
Al: Duh, the gay is SILENT!

The gay is SILENT by MaxN512 April 15, 2008