crapiphany

Having an epiphany while taking crap.

Josh was thinking about things in the bathroom when suddenly he had a crapiphany, and relayed the newfound idea to his family later that evening.

by Gaylalalulu October 6, 2013

Crapophony

Used to describe an awful, disorderly mess of a noise. This can be a poorly played instrument, or progressive experimental jazz.

Mother: "Billy, please tell your dad to put the drumsticks down. It's getting late."
Billy: "Dad, Mum says the crapophony is getting on her tits."

by sammo303 September 20, 2010

crapaphanalia

All the crap you stuff in your purse/backpack/handbag that you think you can't leave home without but you never actually need.

Dude, my backpack is so heavy.
Yeah, it's all the crapaphanalia you got in there.

by Gabby_Neutron September 13, 2022