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craphack 

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.
"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."
craphack by WriterJHB November 11, 2012
Words you can keep

crapshack 

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.
crapshack by Anonymous May 31, 2003

crapshack 

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.
This crapshack is infested with rats.
crapshack by yehaw May 27, 2003

craptackular 

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.
This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.
craptackular by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004

crapsack 

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
crapsack by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006

Crapback 

Men (typicallly of Punjabi descent) with extremely foul smelling backs, particularly on hot days.

The term suggests that the individual excretes feces through the pores on their backs, which mixes with sweat and saturates their clothing.
Brendan: Fahad was giving me a piggyback ride and some smell made me vomit on to the back of his head.

Tom: What a fucking crapback.
Crapback by IDunGoofed July 20, 2012

crapjack 

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
crapjack by rooftalk October 20, 2008
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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