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craphack

When someone leaves their social media account open, thereby allowing anyone (a friend, relative or co-worker) to post a status or tweet about their taking a crap.
"Dude, what was with your status last night?"
"It wasn't me, I swear. I was craphacked."
by WriterJHB November 11, 2012
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crapshack

A crappy, poorly built and maintained house, often referred to as a shithole.
by Anonymous May 31, 2003
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crapshack

A poorly built home, often referred to as a shithole.
This crapshack is infested with rats.
by yehaw May 27, 2003
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craptackular

Something that is so incredily crappy that you marvel at how something could ever be that spectacularly crappy, hence craptackular.
This foriegn exchange I am on is so craptacklar that I actually was had nothing better to do then write a deffinition for craptackular.
by Hilbo_the_Clown March 21, 2004
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crapsack

n. synonymous with "poopsack" which literally translates as the fabric suspended underneath the backside of a horse or donkey leading a carriage, preventing excrement from desecrating the public streets.

Alternatively used as an expression of disbelief, disappointment (usually in the plural form), or as an adjective to describe one's behavior.

Word and use originated in Issaquah, WA in 1999.
n. : that horse is wearing a crapsack

As an expression:

Holy crapsacks! That's the coolest thing ever!

What?! The concert is cancelled?! Crapsacks!!!

My teacher was being a total crapsack today!
by Rachel Woodhouse November 29, 2006
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Crapback

Men (typicallly of Punjabi descent) with extremely foul smelling backs, particularly on hot days.

The term suggests that the individual excretes feces through the pores on their backs, which mixes with sweat and saturates their clothing.
Brendan: Fahad was giving me a piggyback ride and some smell made me vomit on to the back of his head.

Tom: What a fucking crapback.
by IDunGoofed July 20, 2012
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crapjack

the act of guys taking a crap on the toilet and jacking off
Dude, he's taking so long in the bathroom, do you think he's crapjacking?
by rooftalk October 20, 2008
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