crapeed

Mis-pronounciation of a L4D2 player's name.

dude that crapeed guy is cheating

crapeed by droxizzz December 19, 2021

Crapped a shit 

A saying to be used in extreme conditions of fear, exitement, happiness, etc.

Can also be said when someone produces an abnormally large amount of feces.

Example 1:

Person : Dude did you see that monkey on a chain flying right at you?

Person 2 : Yea man I fucking crapped a shit!
Example 2:

Person : Hey man you don't look so good.

Person 2 : Thats because I had taco bell for lunch and just crapped a shit.

Person : Ouch.

Crapped a shit by Gcapallday February 24, 2010

Crapped Ass 

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.

"Dude you are such a crapped ass."

Crapped Ass by Conorwonor March 14, 2010

crapendium

A comprehensive database providing information on features, benefits and shortcomings of a restroom facility. Usually includes such things as stall size, seat comfort, flushability, paper softness, aroma, enjoyability, and so on and so forth.

The original crapendium was invented by Adam and Eddie and is a useful guide to UNC students to this day.

crapendium by Mearns June 21, 2005

crapped up 

Slang used in the nuclear industry to indicate when radioactive contamination is somewhere it should not be.

"that guy was working alone and got really crapped up when he breached that valve"

"that whole room is crapped up, we are going to need some help"

crapped up by nukeworker March 28, 2005

crapped in my coffin 

When some dude is scared shitless and feels he's gonna die. South-African expression.

- Ayo, I almost fell out da car during da drive-by. I crapped in my coffin, mate.

crapped in my coffin by Dr.J-dawg November 29, 2005

Crapendipity 

When things that would otherwise be good happen at the crappiest possible time.

Winning free bacon for life after finding out you have a heart condition is crapendipity.

Crapendipity by mrwill26 September 1, 2013