comcrap

a way of describing how bad comcast service is

i got comcrap internet installed today, had to call comcrap internet tech support 10 times to finally get it working

by Bona! April 29, 2008

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

comcraptic

1. comcraptic


When your cable company screws up your service or sucks in general.

or

Something that sucks in general.

or

Any expensive service that is totally useless.

I just got my new Comcast cable service and already my cable modem doesn't work and I've got a fuzzy picture on my tv. The Service is Comcraptic !

or

I got a flat tire today, my spare was flat and it started raining. It was totally comcraptic.

by ubob November 6, 2007

comcaptive

A comcaptive is a person who is stuck with Comcast and has no other option for internet service.

"Hey Bill, why don't you dump Comcast already?"
"I wish I could, but they got me comcaptive..."

by seorl July 23, 2014

comcrapstic

When your cable your cable company screws up your service or sucks in general.

or

Something that sucks in general

I just got my new Comcast cable service and already my cable modem doesn't work and I've got a fuzzy picture on my tv. The Service is Comcrapstic!

or

I got a flat tire today, my spare was flat and it started raining. It was totally comcrapstic

by Ashman121 September 19, 2007

cowcrap

Slang.
Noun: nonsense, unbelievable. Euphemism of bullshit.

Espon: I saw a dinosaur the other night in my backyard.
Mina: What? I don't believe that.
Mari: Yeah, that's cowcrap.

by Esperine June 11, 2006

Concraptions

The short bursts of pain one experiences when they need to take a dump or 'crap'. Similar in length and style to contraptions that a women will experience during labour before birth.

Wife: 'Arghh these contraptions are killing me'

Husband: 'I had Indian food yesterday and the toilet's blocked. My concraptions are way worse'

by Mrcrapper November 2, 2010