Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.
Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.
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Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".
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(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".
The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.
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Get the craptitude mug.Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.
Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.
Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.
Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.
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1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).
2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.
(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).
2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.
(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)
1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"
2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"
2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"
by Stevedor May 4, 2010
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