Crapatite 

Much like the word "apatite" is the willingness of someone to put food inside of them, "crapatite" is the willingness of one to get food out of them.

Dude, a cockroach crawled across my ass while I was dropping the kids off at the pool and I totally lost my crapatite.

Crapatite by Andrew X. Hunter November 13, 2009

craptitude 

A rarified skillset needed to deal with the mundane, the meaningless, the growing piles of junk and the demands of ordering still more stuff that occupy the day and often pass for a full life.

Sitting on the bed, staring at yet another emerging bedside volcano, she was confident she could summon the craptitude to conquer, organize and move on to higher callings... "just give me five minutes".

craptitude by Monkey's Dad April 15, 2023

crapagate 

(verb)To repeat, replicate,publish, or otherwise tell or relay lies and propaganda, particularly if done with foreknowledge that the "crap" is indeed "crap".

The current administration actually led the public to crapagate the lie that Saddam Hussein had WMD's.

crapagate by taoteqingren December 10, 2006

Craptive

When one is stuck in the restroom due to lack of toilet paper.

Sorry man, I had to use your hand towel; I was held craptive.

Craptive by thesavagebreast June 19, 2014

craptitude 

A person's level of lack of ability to perform a particular task.

He was really bad at it, his craptitude was impressive.

craptitude by twinkle21 May 4, 2007

crapacity 

Essentially, an amalgamation of crap and capacity, used to denote slowness and more generally, inefficiency.

Josh: Graham, this chairlift has a real crapacity.

Graham: I agree, hey look at her, what mincegrosity! Its such a shame whats happening to our youth.

crapacity by Tiffany Amber Trees-son April 10, 2004

craptits

Noun

1: A likable but silly and/or foolish person (friendly connotation).

2: An exclamation of surprise, sudden interest or excitement.

(Origin: thought to have first been coined at Hamilton College or by Hamilton College graduates at the beginning of the 21st century.)

1. "Hey craptits, did you just shart?"

2. "Holy craptits, this morning in the locker room gym I witnessed a man lubing up from head to toe!"

craptits by Stevedor May 4, 2010