crapatious 

It hurts. Really fucking bad.

Damn, that's crapatious.

crapatious by Bobbicus March 1, 2003

creatious 

When someone has really creative ideas and they won't let their friends alone about it and they go on and on and it becomes an infection that becomes infectious and nobody wants to be around them because they are noxious and obnoxious

The crazy professor went all over town being creatious all over everyone !

creatious by Fishoboy March 6, 2017

Captious

A guy or girl who loves to correct petty things. See also: Grammar Nazi
Also a cool insult to use for those who justifiably do not know what this means.

Some guy: Hey man!
Some man: Why's your shoe untied?
Some guy: *looks down* Ha, you got me.
Some man: No, seriously. It's not tied 'cause it's tied the wrong direction!
Some guy: *hard facepalm* Captious idiot...

LATER, CONTINUING TO BE CAPTIOUS:
Some man: Also that other guy who made a definition for this is wrong

Captious by warrobotsalt February 2, 2019

Capacious COCK Wallet 

A large moist wallet for ones cock.

Feeling rather inadequate after shagging Belinda and sharing my disappointment to my friend Albert, he said belinda is known for having a "Capacious COCK Wallet" old bean! rather like fisting an elephants grandma!

Capacious COCK Wallet by Johny Alpha December 11, 2011

Carbatious 

Saturated with carbs

This meal was very carbatious

Carbatious by The food fairy October 15, 2021

crodatious bingle 

verb-
to be upset but not sad

noun-
dog(s)

noun- oh i died at this game crodatious bingle!

verb- I have 2 crodatious bingles

crodatious bingle by a really really smart man September 30, 2023

clapatitus 

a word used to describe a womans condition who has lived as a cumshot rubbish tip for the locals. this disease is generally formed by associating with boongs and wiggers.

that skank has copped a hell dose of clapatitus. probably roots boongs.

clapatitus by uncle fitzroy August 5, 2008