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Cautiously Pessimistic 

An increasingly relevant wordplay on the cliché "cautiously optimistic". As the world continues in free fall, its much more realistic to expect negative outcomes. Therefore, its much more pragmatic to maintain a cautiously pessimistic demeanor, rather than a cautiously optimistic one.
My cat is always cautiously pessimistic when inspecting anything new that I bring into the house.

Curtatious 

When a room is curty
Close the blinds to make the room more curtatious
Curtatious by Jake Sciortino December 22, 2018

patatious 

of, or relating to patios
Drake: Michael looks so patatious today!
Josh: Oh i know right, he's so patio-like!
patatious by thepatatiousone October 8, 2011

cautious carol 

One who,in a videogame or real life, tends to move around and do nothing to help anyone... A person cautious about everything they do and is a better distraction than anything. This is usually caused by a lack of skill or just being a really big pussy.
"Damn it, Hes being a cautious carol again,hes not doing shit except hiding."

*friend* " Its better than the guy on my team giving the other team kills, hes a negative nathan"
cautious carol by Mrredandblack August 19, 2009

Cautiously Optimistic 

Patrick coined the phrase cautiously optimistic while dreaming of winning the lotto