cranky pants

A person who after 7pm becomes so irritable and butthurt that they become snippy little children.

Non Cranky Person- "What's the matter bro, aren't you gonna come by after work"

**45 minutes of waiting for a reply**

Cranky pants - "Do you even lift brah? Some people work for a living and can't answer at your every beckon call."

"Dude it's 7:30, grow a dick and stop being a cranky pants."

by Anti-wang January 03, 2013

Cranky Pants

a type of rather unsociable fellow who spends his miserable life saving his farts in milk bottles and putting on puppet shows with his penis.

don't get too near that cranky pants, you might catch something.

by crank meister December 05, 2006

little miss cranky pants

Someone who is wearing Metaphorical pants that make them cranky

Lauren is a Little Miss Cranky Pants.

by FredrickHufflepuffBitch June 28, 2014