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crackstitution

A governance document enforced and upheld by the leader of a government body who admits to smoking crack.
ex. Mayor Rob Ford enforces and upholds the crackstitution of the City of Toronto.
ex. Glenn Jessome cannot make sense of the government or legal systems of Toronto, because of the interpretations of their crackstitution.
ex. Not all of the people of Toronto smoke crack, however, 44% of them want to uphold the crackstitution.
crackstitution by GlennyJ November 9, 2013

Cranktitude 

I'm experiencing some serious cranktitude today!
Cranktitude by CydInSLC January 18, 2011

crackstitute 

A person who sells themselves for the purpose of sucking dick and getting crack.(or other hard drug substance)
Not only is (insert name here) a hoe, but they are a crackstitute.
crackstitute by bk1096 January 6, 2006

crackstituents 

People who smoke crack with their favourite politician.
Mayor Ford smoked crack with his crackstituents.
crackstituents by Crackstituent1 November 5, 2013

crackstituents 

People who vote for a candidate irregardless of their crack smoking or other ilicet behaviors
Jim: I cannot believe that Mayor Ford won that election
Bob: Well, He would have never won had it not been the large turn out of crackstituents
crackstituents by what about bob? November 11, 2013