Kirksville 

aka K-Vegas is the mecca of Northeast Missouri. Also home to the Harvard of the Midwest, aka Truman State University. Kirksville College of Osteopathic Medicine is also located there. It was the first, and is still the best, College of Osteopathic Medicine in the COUNTRY!!! The people of Kirksville are nice folk, although some are meth-heads. The students of Truman State are known to be a bit nerdy, then again, excellence is no accident. All in all, Kirksville is cool. The coolest thing about it is that you will never go there. (Unless you are there NOW because you are a Truman Student who looked up Kirksville on Urbandictionary).

Jesse: Where do you go to school?
Hannah: The Princeton of the Prarie.
Jesse: Where's that?
Hannah: Kirksville.

Kirksville by JizzyJesse November 7, 2006

Kirksville High School 

A public high school in Kirksville, northeastern Missouri, notoriously home of various celebrities such as the vice principal, The Penguin, and several teachers borne of the DNA of Medusa who were produced in the school's scientific research facility on the south wing, added in 2010. The ~800 students at Kirksville High School have a familial average annual income of $120,000, but when you remove outliers, this number drops to $550.

The Penguin - "HEH HEH HEH. Welcome to my lair, the Kirksville High School office. What have we here, Bats?"
Student - "What the fuck did you just say to me?"

Kirksville High School by The Booz March 5, 2012

Kingsville 

Many of these definitions of Kingsville don't do the town justice. Yes there are rich neighborhoods mainly in the outskirts of Kingsville, but the true beauty of Kingsville resides closer to the center of town where the majority of the laid back locals reside, myself included. Kingsville is home to the Jericho covered bridge and Jerusalem Mills. Of course those who do reside on the outskirts of town in their mini-mansions tend to destroy the image of Kingsville sadly, but for those of us who can call their selves local are proud to say that this is one of the last rural communities in Baltimore County.

person 1: What are you doing in Kingsville tonight?
person 2: Hanging out by the covered bridge

Kingsville by local boy21087 May 26, 2009

Kirbyville 

Kirbyville is a small, hick town in southeast Texas. It mainly consists of meth labs and hilbillies, but there is also a good, down home feel to it. Small town family with a big heart, unless your a crackhead. Famous for the fried chicken.

Hey, have you been to Kirbyville lately?
Yea, I just went yesterday to pick up some chicken.

Kirbyville by Liliesarecool April 2, 2017

Kingsville 

Lets face it the first 2 examples are ok but make Kingsville out to be a full blooded hick town.Not the case at all.While kingsville is known for country kids doing donuts and hopping curbs in our overly massive pick up trucks on the property of PerryHall High school,and just about any other person who throws a party and kicks everyone out before they wanted to leave,we have far more class then Bel-Air and Perry Hall who for some reason not even knowing what a hood looks like,are filled with Eminem clones running around in junky civics blaring Ganster Rap.Kingsville is not recognized nationally but you can ask any PerryHall kid about Kingsville,and they envy the town.But not just anyone can live in Kingsville.Most of the childrens parents own big companys and give us whatever we want which is the reason we throw the big partys and Bon Fires the PerryHall kids envy us for.Not to mention we never get caught by the Po-Po's.Just ask any PerryHall kid what there first inprection is of a K-Town kid is and they will say Rich Basterds.So in conclusion Kingsville is not all hillbillys on tractors wearing flannels throwing back Pabst Blue Ribbon.Thats what they want you to think.And most kids from Kingsville are fake hill billys.They drive a truck while there parents drive a beamer.But,we do school all in throwing back beers and smoking the ganja,cuz hey what the hell ealse is there to do out here.

Kid1-What ya wanna do tonight?
Kid2-I dunno theres never anything to do in this town.
Kid1-Tell me about it.We could go see whose up at Wendys in PH.
Kid2-Im not trying to get in a fight with some wanna be or get arrested for just standing out there like usuall.
Kid1-Well what you wanna do?
Kid2-Lets just throw a bon fire and get fucked up with the rest of the k-town kids.

Kingsville by McGlicken May 3, 2005

north kingsville 

Place in North-east Ohio where basically all the kids are expected (and most of the time do) to do better than all the other kids at the high school.

Wow, that kid gets good grades.
Yeah...he must be from North Kingsville.

north kingsville by Robby J J June 14, 2008

kingsville 

Kingsville is the place where it's split your either rich as hell and your parents pay for everything, or your a redneck but can some how manage to live here!! There's lots of beer drinkin and watching some football and when its not football season it NASCAR gotta love #8 baby!!! Just a layed back place with either rich snobey son of a bitches who think they're better then everyone else or your rednecks who hell are just happy to live here!!

i for example live where there is a bunch of rich snobey ppl who i hate cause they think we are white trash

kingsville by Ktown's Finest!! June 11, 2005