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Inspired by the famed NY bakery name, cramaldis and its cousin; cramaldeez are directive verbs describing the act of stuffing one's genitalia into socially impregnable and usually unwelcome places.
Cramaldis dick in ya' mouth ya bone smugglin' pipe fitter!
cramaldis by Art Terry June 3, 2004
Words you can keep

crambalise 

The act of saying the wrong lyrics of a song unknowingly.
Wow, you really crambalised that verse.
crambalise by Evytyn March 3, 2004

Cramandus 

Cramandus is another way of saying Ridiculous, While also showing lots of Excitement.

You can think of it as Ridiculous and Awesome combined.
Example 1:

Jack: Did you know that mars is gonna be habitable soon?
Joe: What? I didn't know that, That's Cramandus!

Example 2:
Ben: I finally got my driving license!
Joe: That's Cramandus! Awesome
Cramandus by Joe Sean A G May 31, 2018

crapalistic 

An expression to define your uber crappy mood.
How was your day?

It was crapalistic. Thanks for asking!
crapalistic by ruit beer May 18, 2005

Carmalisa 

a cute, smart, and beautiful girl who is always there for you; she has a great voice; and is very talented in the art of music; she is agreat friend who seems to make people laugh, even when she has her blonde moments. She loves animals and is never afraid to try anything.
She is so 'carmalisa.'

i wish i could be like a 'carmalisa'
Carmalisa by your secret loverz April 14, 2011

Cramalitious 

When a girls looks like she wants to have sex.
Ooh boy, yo bitch looking cramalitious
Cramalitious by thesmartestguyever October 5, 2017

clamadism 

Clamadism is a genetic condition where people are born without the usual pigment (color) in their bodies. Their bodies aren't able to make a normal amount of melanin, the chemical that is responsible for eye, skin, and hair color. So most people with albinism have very yellow, hair, and eyes.
Minions from despicable me have clamadism.
clamadism by Mr.Notalphamale November 1, 2020
More from Urban Dictionary

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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