Craigsema 

1. A disease named after a Man who always bums or begs excessively. Bums all your cigarettes,but wont bum when asked. 2. Man who buys small amounts of food with food stamps, usually only enough for himself. 3 Makes excuses. 4. Clumsy as fuck. 5 wears out welcome in a matter of minutes. 6. Smokes all the dope, but never has any. 7. Someone who you want to hate so badly but cant, because hes not a bad dude. Just has craigsema.

Dave: Fuck man, go fucking get a job. I dont have anymore smokes!

Craig: Its not that easy dave...

Dave: man you need to clean up your act. put some midol or calamine lotion on that craigsema before it spreads and so you can get a job.

Craig: what the fuck is craigsema? I dont know what it is, but i know i dont have it.

Dave: you dont have craigsema, you are craigsema!

Craig: you know what fuck you dave i dont have to take this shit.im going to jeffs!

Dave: good goddamn it! You, your craigsema, and your metric ton of garbage mountain can get the fuck out of here!

Craig: i dont have craigsema dave. And i know im not craigsema for a fact. Im out!

Dave: wait!!!! You forgot to take your fucking mountain of trash that is your nest! FUCK MAN! SICK OF IT. SICK OF IT ALL!

Craigsema by Sir dicksyoudown daily September 22, 2023

Cradgemahal 

Taken from the Taj Mahal

A nick-name given to someone who is often called craig.
Cradgemahal is used as a continental option instead of craig and it adds zest to the conversation.

The word is also used during sexual intercourse for the female to cry out if wanting to "go to" a certain special place.

Also another use for the word is the name given to a massive load of feces produced after eating a curry.

Hey Cradgemahal(Craig) wanna come out tonight i know this hot chick who is begging for someone to take her to the Cradgemahal

Cradgemahal by CradgemahalCreator95 July 7, 2011

Craigsplain

Continuing to tell a story in a overly dramatic fashion after the audience has acknowledged they know the story and its key points

I let him know that I heard the story a hundred times but that didn't dissuade him from Craigsplaining away

Craigsplain by BeanDipTheBand February 2, 2022

craigsexual 

when you’re attracted to craigs

person a: what’s your sexuality
person b: i’m craigsexual

craigsexual by oailibir March 13, 2022

Cragsman 

A man of god who will sweep you off your feet. Cragsman is amazing and is the best man you will ever meet. He is very cool and hot, always a 10/10 individual.

Person 1: omgg!! cragsman! you're so cool and sexy!
Cragsman: it's sort of my thing

Cragsman by APUGACHEV May 10, 2022

craigmazing

another word for amazing, named after escape the fate frontman craig mabbitt

1: how was last night?
2: craigmazing...
1: it was that good?
2: yep

craigmazing by omnomnomnomdinosaurs December 16, 2009

CraigMabbitt 

Fucking Sexyyy.

Wow, he is like CraigMabbitt hot.

CraigMabbitt by hehehheheheheheheh January 21, 2009