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Craigers 

Craigers is a debilitating disease in males whose only side effect is that it makes its carrier painfully sexy. Although Craigers itself is not contagious, those who suffer from it are often carriers of another highly contagious disease that severely inhibits the ability of an infected female to keep her clothes on.
"My Craigers is acting up again. My dick won't stop throbbing."
Craigers by Cwk September 24, 2013
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Craiggers 

1. The guy at a party riding a door down the staircase with his shirt on his head a beer in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other

2. A slightly insane drunkard who girls greet with exclimations of joy
1. Holy crap look at Craiggers go!

2. CRAIGGERS IS HERE!!!
Craiggers by The Woodchucker December 9, 2008

Craigery Owens 

Lead singer of post-hardcor band CHIODOS.
lives in Rochester Hills, Michigan and is known for being the hottest guy alive! Everyone wants his bod!
Craigery Owens signed my belt yesterday at the Chiodos concert!

Stickey Craigery 

When a males penis is inserted into a sticky vagina his member becomes sticky and then the female partner sucks her vagina stank off his penis while yelling "Oh Craig"
DAYYYMM BOIII that stickey craigery u got last night could be heard all the way to VaChina ;)
Stickey Craigery by Kristen Gommol January 16, 2008

craggers 

The white shit that gathers in the corners of some people's mouths when they're on one.
Oi mate, sort your Craggers out.

Errh this guy trying to chat to me is right on one, craggers on his mouth and everything. Someone get him a drink of water!

Don't talk to me with them craggers, go away 🤢
craggers by bassfrequency May 7, 2020
As a noun, a term given to those with a massive amount of facial or chest hair.

As a verb, the act of giving felatio to anybody with a spare quarter.
Hey Craigels, when are you going to shave that face of yours?

Hey, how's it going? Do you like to craigel? I have 50 cents and 20 minutes of free time.

Craigels by Kenji Germanis March 2, 2008

Craiggers 

Hookers or escorts from the Exotic section of craigslist. Often enjoy doing blow with clients, and getting gang banged
After some pinchies, we went and got some craiggers.
Craiggers by pinchyheads October 21, 2010
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
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