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Slur named after the music artist with a scene haricut DJ Craig

Craiger (noun) – A term used to describe someone who aggressively clings to early 2000s scene and comkid aesthetics but misses the mark completely. A Craiger might wear neon skinny jeans, spam cringey ASCII faces, and insist that MySpace was the peak of human civilization—despite never actually having used it. They frequently type in alternating caps ("oMg RaWrr XD") and unironically post hyper-edited selfies with sparkly PNG overlays. Often found in Discord servers arguing about whether blood splatter PNGs or pixel cherries are the superior profile aesthetic.
"Rawr XD"
"Shut the fuck up you Craiger"
Craiger by bleedhoe March 30, 2025
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An over confident and small handed male who resides in Craig, MO. Commonly thinks they’re “ruggedly handsome.” In a town with little to do, they usually resort to drinking many Coords Lights and sleeps with other men’s girlfriends.
I sure would like to see mark more often but man he such a craiger.
Craiger by Ajb1105 December 8, 2025

Carigerator 

When seasons change and you can leave food and beverage items in your car without fear of said item going bad.
Brad - Dude, that's a frosty brew! Where's the cooler so I can get me another?

Kenny - No need for a cooler, I just keep them in the trunk of my Carigerator.
Carigerator by Chimmi chamba November 1, 2013
To get craiged,
To be craig,
Craig david,
To be craig.
To take copious amounts of craig and turn into craig. Usually on a friday or saturday night and or both including sunday morning

Nick says "Hey jase lets get craiged tonight"
Jase says " i already am craig"
Nick says "i am craig as well "
Craig says" i am walking away "
craiged by lowi February 4, 2014

Jackson Craiged

When you run out of mayonnaise and you use you cum instead
My sandwich was dry so i Jackson craiged it
Fans of the Late Late Show host, author, actor and stand up comedian Craig Ferguson use this term when he makes fun of somebody or something. Then he/she/it gets craiged.
"...poor larry king, got craiged again..."
craiged by Craigfan January 8, 2010

Craiggers 

1. The guy at a party riding a door down the staircase with his shirt on his head a beer in one hand and a bottle of Jack Daniels in the other

2. A slightly insane drunkard who girls greet with exclimations of joy
1. Holy crap look at Craiggers go!

2. CRAIGGERS IS HERE!!!
Craiggers by The Woodchucker December 9, 2008