Craigers

Craigers is a debilitating disease in males whose only side effect is that it makes its carrier painfully sexy. Although Craigers itself is not contagious, those who suffer from it are often carriers of another highly contagious disease that severely inhibits the ability of an infected female to keep her clothes on.

"My Craigers is acting up again. My dick won't stop throbbing."

by Cwk September 24, 2013

Craiger

Slur named after the music artist with a scene haricut DJ Craig

Craiger (noun) – A term used to describe someone who aggressively clings to early 2000s scene and comkid aesthetics but misses the mark completely. A Craiger might wear neon skinny jeans, spam cringey ASCII faces, and insist that MySpace was the peak of human civilization—despite never actually having used it. They frequently type in alternating caps ("oMg RaWrr XD") and unironically post hyper-edited selfies with sparkly PNG overlays. Often found in Discord servers arguing about whether blood splatter PNGs or pixel cherries are the superior profile aesthetic.

"Rawr XD"
"Shut the fuck up you Craiger"

by bleedhoe March 30, 2025

craigerous

An ancient war god who is not quite remembered but is only famous for the accomplishments of his grandson craigerous the 3rd

Craigerous

by jonyshere May 12, 2014

Craiger

An over confident and small handed male who resides in Craig, MO. Commonly thinks they’re “ruggedly handsome.” In a town with little to do, they usually resort to drinking many Coords Lights and sleeps with other men’s girlfriends.

I sure would like to see mark more often but man he such a craiger.

by Ajb1105 December 8, 2025