craid

West Springfield Senior High School low life pot head definition for cannibus. First used by a person named Watson.

Sometimes when I smoke too much craid I feel like having a vaseline sandwich, and having sex withe Mrs. Bri****

by schpankmonkey January 25, 2004

Craig Banry

An undercover gay dude that pretends he’s not homosexual so he can trail around behind his straight friends and wait until the heterosexual friend is in a vulnerable state so he can convince him to allow him to suck his dick.

You better watch out man, everybody keeps telling you you’re friend is a Craig Banry... You’re gonna be drunk and he’s gonna convince you to him suck Your dick and you’re gonna have to live with that...

by JJTheDude June 13, 2019

Craig Tucker

Craig Tucker is one of the side main characters from the popular TV show South Park, he wears a dark blue coat and hat with a yellow poof ball on top. He has one of the deepest voices of the kids. It was shown that he has black hair and yellow eyes in the ultimate power of Super Craig and Wonder Tweek in the fractured but whole. It is shown that he hangs around with Clyde Donovan Jimmy Valmer Token Black Tweek Tweak and has been seen hanging out with Jason white in the episode South Park is gay. Craig is in a gay relationship with a boy called Tweek Tweak which only happened because some Asian girls drew yaoi of them in the episode Tweek x Craig and have been seen holding hands, Craig even calls Tweek pet names such as ‘honey’ and ‘babe’. Craig has a pet guinea pig called Stripe which apparently him and Tweek bought together, Craig is protective about Stripe as in one of the older episodes Tweek vs Craig they were seen fighting because Stan and his gang told Craig that Tweek said bad things about Stripe. Craig is seen as a bad behaved boy as he always seems to get detentions, this may be because he always flips people off, even the teachers. It is shown that he doesn’t really like Stan Kenny and Cartman, this may be because one time they stole his birthday money and became a Peruvian flute band. Some of his personas include, Feldspar the thief from the stick of truth and Super Craig from The Fractured But Whole

Craig Tucker: *flips off Mr.Mackey*
Mr.Mackey: Did you just flip me off??

Craig: No

Craig: If I could say ‘shitballs’ to the school principal, I would be soooo happy

by Creek fan May 22, 2018

Cradled

To have held someone in your arms gently. (Past tense)

"We had a bonding moment, I cradled you in my arms!"

by AnonymousKlance June 27, 2018

Da Vinci's Cradle

Da Vinci's Cradle (DVC) is the sensational feeling of euphoria and ecstasy in a man's genitals that occurs during extreme falls and especially thrill rides at theme parks.

"Oh hell yes, that ride gave me extreme Da Vinci's Cradle!

"Too bad that the ladies will never experience the awesomeness of DVC."

"Dude, the DVC on that ride almost made me jizz!"

by Bobessethoe Crawielyeters April 26, 2009

Tweek x Craig

The ship of Craig Tucker and Tweek Tweak, two characters from South Park.

The names can be switched around. (Craig x Tweek)

"Did you watch the new South Park episode, Tweek x Craig?"

"Yeah! They're finally canon!"

by Bosky-baby June 25, 2016

Larry Craig

A gay Republican senator who has a wide stance when using the bathroom.

Bob: Did you hear what Larry Craig told the cops when he was accused of trying to solicit bathroom sex with an undercover officer in the adjacent stall?

Tom: No I didn't, what did he say?

Bob: He said he just has a "wide stance"

Tom: That's bullshit.

by CJE October 20, 2007