cradlejob 

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.

Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

cradlejob by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021

cuddlejob 

The act of being physically close to a romantic partner, kissing, touching, etc., all while remaining fully clothed, AND sexually frustrated as the night never progresses past cuddling.

Friend 1: "How was your date last night? You went to her place, right?"

Friend 2: "Well, I thought I'd get lucky finally, but all I got was another cuddlejob."

Friend 1: "Blue balls for you, amigo!"

cuddlejob by elbandidomaximo December 10, 2009

Cradleho 

Cradleho (n): a cradle robber who does this action quite frequently, becoming a ho.

Cradlehoing (adj.): The act of robbing many cradles within a short period of time.

Damn! That man is a cradleho.
John Smith is in the neighborhood cradlehoing, someone alert the authorities.

Cradleho by HailZeus December 31, 2010

cradlerobber 

if your older than the spouse by a lot.

If theres grass on the field ...play ball,and if their aint?I fuck it anyway

cradlerobber by jary May 13, 2005

Candlejob 

When a woman determines during foreplay that she does not want to further engage in sexual relations, she goes to give the guy a blow job and instead blows on his penis like a candle. Then gets dressed and leaves.

"Hey did you see Greg? He looked really grumpy this morning."

"Oh didn't you hear? He was drunk so Susan gave him a candlejob and walked out."

Candlejob by Glimax March 1, 2022

cradlerobber 

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.

that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!

cradlerobber by Anonymous July 19, 2003

cradleable 

Cray-dull-a-bull. An adjective that describes when one fits well in the toned arms of another. The tailor fitted lover is of proper size and shape to suit and adapt well with the other involved counterpart participant.
Synonym: snuggly like a glove/condom

wife, you are so cradleable...

cradleable by becks of forever October 18, 2008