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cradlerobber 

if your older than the spouse by a lot.
If theres grass on the field ...play ball,and if their aint?I fuck it anyway
cradlerobber by jary May 13, 2005
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cradlerobber 

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.
that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!
cradlerobber by Anonymous July 19, 2003

cradle robber 

A person who taps people significantly younger than he/she is. If X is the older person's age then they are a cradle robber if they date a person who is less than half of their age plus 7 years. But for this function to work, X must be greater than or equal to 18. (Y = .5X + 7 X:[18,infinity))
Teddy: Is Albert with Evelyn?

Mike: Mos Def

Teddy: What a cradle robber.

Mike: Word
cradle robber by mike xie February 10, 2007

cradle robber 

One who dates someone who is significantly younger than them.
Wow John is a cradle robber, hes a senior and he's dating a girl in 7th grade.
cradle robber by B-Raff June 1, 2006

cradle robber 

a term which is often jokingly targetted to an older partner in a relationship, or, one that lays with those under the age of consent
wow, it looks as if she's robbin' the cradle - they start young now-a-days eh?
cradle robber by Ilianivich March 15, 2003

San Franciscan Cradle Robber

A sex act when you wait till the bitch's water breaks, then you fuck her in the ass so hard she doesnt realize she's giving birth and you reach around and steal her baby
Cathy: Where's my baby? and where's jesse?

Mike: He must have givin you the San Franciscan cradle robber!!!

the cradle robber 

When a guy is fucking a pregnant woman and penetrates the baby as she is giving birth
Hurry up and give birth to this baby, i want to be the cradle robber
the cradle robber by Jake Luc September 21, 2007
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Shakira Law 

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Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
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