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cradlerobber 

if your older than the spouse by a lot.
If theres grass on the field ...play ball,and if their aint?I fuck it anyway
cradlerobber by jary May 13, 2005

cradlejob 

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.
Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

cradlerobber 

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.
that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!
cradlerobber by Anonymous July 19, 2003

cradletot 

Cradletot is a common nickname for the act of bathing Gandhi (or any of his desecndants/followers) in a large bath of Indian mujitnos more commonly known as "tater tots" at a specified "sacred spot" in the Mojave desert in order to cleanse the body and soul of evil spirits before a hunger strike. Afterwards the "cradled" would continue to consume the "tots" as part of his/her last meal.
Bob is busy right now. He is engaged in a cradletot.
Dude, we totally jus cradletotted that guy.
Cradletots are cool.
cradletot by Phil the Philanthropist September 7, 2009
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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