Cradleho 

Cradleho (n): a cradle robber who does this action quite frequently, becoming a ho.

Cradlehoing (adj.): The act of robbing many cradles within a short period of time.

Damn! That man is a cradleho.
John Smith is in the neighborhood cradlehoing, someone alert the authorities.

Cradleho by HailZeus December 31, 2010

cradlerobber 

if your older than the spouse by a lot.

If theres grass on the field ...play ball,and if their aint?I fuck it anyway

cradlerobber by jary May 13, 2005

cradlejob 

A type of blowjob in which the person giving the blowjob holds the recipient in both arms, cradling them. Often only the strongest of Men & Women can preform this making it the rarest blowjob.

Yo did you hear Mrs. Jay gave Ryan a cradlejob? he said it was wild!

cradlejob by Nbatwitterdefinitions April 23, 2021

cradlerobber 

a teenage guy that goes out with a girl more then 2 years younger then him.

that guy is such a cradlerobber! hes goin out with a girl 4 years younger then him!

cradlerobber by Anonymous July 19, 2003

cradletot 

Cradletot is a common nickname for the act of bathing Gandhi (or any of his desecndants/followers) in a large bath of Indian mujitnos more commonly known as "tater tots" at a specified "sacred spot" in the Mojave desert in order to cleanse the body and soul of evil spirits before a hunger strike. Afterwards the "cradled" would continue to consume the "tots" as part of his/her last meal.

Bob is busy right now. He is engaged in a cradletot.
Dude, we totally jus cradletotted that guy.
Cradletots are cool.

cradletot by Phil the Philanthropist September 7, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020