Cract
a huge flexer will flex everything he owns because he LOVEESS flexers. love to use commas and likes to be called cract.
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Bumbo Cactoni
A minecraft cactus persona of the legendary Mumbo Jumbo built by iskall85, who isn't as legendary, but still pretty cool. But neither compare to Bumbo Cactoni's legenariness. But beware his evil brother, Bumbo Weirdonia, and his legion of weird fans...
Bumbo Cactoni by guymanperson September 23, 2017
Related Words
craction • Cract • cractivate • cractivist • cractus • cactus • Cactus Jack • Cactapus • Cactus Cock • cacti
Cactus Jack fucked me
When a person is very hungry so they pull up to McDonald's and they want to try something new so they order the travy patty using the secret code: "Cactus jack fucked me".
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
Other codes could be used too such as:
"Cactus jacked me off"
"Jacques Webster sent me"
"Cactusjack fucked my cat and bit my dick off"
"You know why I'm here"
Usually after the code the costumer will play Sicko Mode to unlock the travy party.
McDonald's worker: "Hi what can I get for you today?
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
Costumer: "Cactus jack fucked me"
Mcdonald's worker: "I'm sorry what was th..."
Costumer: *INSERTS SICKO MODE*
McDonald's worker: "So you want a Sprite with that?"
Costumer: "Yeh"
Cactus Jack fucked me by Xbox1spaz69 September 13, 2020
Urethra Cactus
A broad term to describe medical conditions where the patient suffers from being a human. The condition was named in such a way to induce panic in patients when they realize that they are, in fact, human.
Urethra Cactus by TheOriginalYeet January 2, 2021
Cacta
Harry styles once yelled “Cacta!” Instead of “cactus” while singing his song Kiwi, and we all thought he glitched.
Cacta by ThatOneArtHoe September 6, 2020
Cactus content
Cactus content by jedisithlord March 15, 2020
stroke my cactus
Travis Scott's song "through the late night" has a line: "Relieve my heart of malice, hit my palace
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
Stroke my cactus, oh, don't wait
Don't play" which basically means Rub my dick
stroke my cactus by StrokeMyCactus November 30, 2016
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