cracktastrophe

when a castastrophe occures while cracked out and goin through it

when Michelle realized she'd done all her crack and the city was dry...it was a major cracktastrophe

by Just Jen December 21, 2004

craptastrophe

Any unexpected mess involving mass quantities of fecal matter.

A project or incident that has gone totally wrong.

Shoddy workmanship.

The babies diaper exploded..it was a total craptastrophe.

I fed my dog chinese last night and i woke up to a complete craptastrophe in my den.

John and I worked late and tried to fix the Holt project. After 6 hours its still a total craptastrophe.

by jen925 April 17, 2009

cracktastrophy

a cracked out idea gone wrong

My sista tried to makin' some chitlins, she burnt' da house down, it wuz a cracktastrophy.

by Sketchy Scott, Tweaky Tom February 24, 2008

crabtastrophe

An event causing great and often sudden crab anxiety, crab suffering or a crab disaster.

(A) Arriving at a seafood restaurant and not realizing to call on the way to ensure they do in fact have crabs causing a crabtastrophe.
(B) Oversleeping though your alarm only to wake up and realize you missed a crab feast with your besties causing a crabtastrophe.

by JDCDC September 23, 2018

craptastrophe

A craptastrophe is any event resulting in an epic ejection of fecal matter.

From what or whom isn't as important as the fact that the end result is disaterous and messy. Generally requiring a minimal cleaning time of 30 minutes.

A fine example of a craptastrophe is an explosive shart.

Honey, I can't believe you fed the dog chili to the dog! Look at this craptastrophe in the kitchen! I mean, there's crap in the dishwasher!

by Brown Panic February 21, 2008

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011